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Honesty and Altruism... How to Church Yourself Up... and Get Laid ðâ
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Honesty and Altruism... How to Church Yourself Up... and Get Laid ðâ I'm often asked â here and on the street â the same question over and over: "Paul, how can I get laid?" Men AND women approach me with that conundrum, and daunting as it may seem (to the inexperienced), the answer is simple.  My day usually starts at 6 a.m. . With that Covid bug still flourishing, it means I'll be wearing a mask, and I can trim 6 minutes of prep time by not brushing my teeth or shaving. A hot cup of coffee, and I'm in the car, on my way to church for morning prayers.  The way back to my part of town includes a detour to the 'Cannabis Store,' where I'll pick up a half dozen pre-rolled joints. As I approach my house (if I haven't gotten lost), I'll always pop in at the food bank and see if they need a hand, carrying boxes or lugging anything about. Friends always appreciate my assistance and the goodies that I share with them: I'm a giving person.  Several hours of diligence and patience are required; I don't expect immediate success. But, by this point â between the alcohol and the refers â I'm usually fucking smashed, so 'sleep' is a welcome companion. Early to bed is MY trick for staying healthy. And there it isâanother successful day in the books. I can hardly wait till tomorrow. There you have it; a frank yet straightforward and honest reveal of what THAT man does with his days. Impressive, huh? Now, mind you, I would customize YOUR blog to reflect your style. For women, I'd replace 'posting dick pics' with placing a strategic picture of your breasts on your profile page. Your evenings would THEN be spent answering instant messages. I hope I've been of some help to you. Your inquiries can be sent below or to my 'private mailbox'. Getting laid is simple. Honesty and an open, humble display of who you are, are what others look for. Do you have what it takes to 'church' yourself up, become an altruist and get fucked? ðĪ ------------------------------  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Have you ever had sex? ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you volunteer your time or do anything altruistic? ðâĪïļ Or know someone who does? I pass my empty coke cans to this one homeless guy. It saves me the bother of cleaning up my driveway; he used to ALWAYS rummage and spill through my fricken garbage bin ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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3/12/2021 10:29 am |
What up my brotha, I think getting laid have some variables. One if you a women it's easy, no man not going to turn it down! if you a man, not that eay, an ugly man, very difficult! Lot of times, it's depends on look. But, if you have a draw, that can help. I have a few women that was way of my league, but my draw is, I maded them laugh. What;'s your draw?
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I'll take care of what you got in your zipper , and make sure I suck it dry
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What up my brotha, I think getting laid have some variables. One if you a women it's easy, no man not going to turn it down! if you a man, not that eay, an ugly man, very difficult! Lot of times, it's depends on look. But, if you have a draw, that can help. I have a few women that was way of my league, but my draw is, I maded them laugh. What;'s your draw? An average looking, intelligent man with a great personality and good sense of humour can easily compete. At least, that's what I thought. lol ð Laughter.. You've got a point! ð ð So it's working out for ya? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'll take care of what you got in your zipper , and make sure I suck it dry Thanks for the offer. You've gotta have a pretty wide selection in your part of the world, no? ðĪ ââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It may be easy for women, but finding someone we'd actually want to have sex with, not so easy. That's the great part of being old with a libido that's not out of control like it used to be - it isn't a hardship to be picky!  Re, volunteering, in the before times, yes. Not during the past year. Something I'll need to get back to once I'm vaccinated.   
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I have turned down lots of men. 1, There was no chemistry for me and 2 they are not all that passionate, plus not kinky. 3, what is sex ðĪ is that where you put it in the light socket ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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This 'Church' of yours, Paul.... is that one where you get her to scream, OH GOD! OH GOD!.... 
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Yes ... women have an advantage. All we have to do is ask, "Wanna fuck?" Mind you, I've not used that approach personally ... I like taking the scenic route ... but age and wisdom tell me it should work. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Have you ever had sex? ðķ Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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This blog was for hire. Ya know what I like? Empathy and a tight hug. Especially if it's from a friend. ðđâ It all good. Warning up tous week. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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At least once ... maybe more. So... tell all. And then, what happened? ðĪ Okie dokie... my private mail box Lol ð Lol... Happy that YOU'RE happier than MOST of us. lol ð ðŪ ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It's easy for me. In a crowded room, I just crook my little finger at the man I want. When he approaches, I whisper, "See how I made you come with my little finger? Imagine what I could do with my whole body!" Elevate me... 
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I have turned down lots of men. 1, There was no chemistry for me and 2 they are not all that passionate, plus not kinky. 3, what is sex ðĪ is that where you put it in the light socket ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ On the other hand, chemistry could be a smile from the right groop of teeth. I understand where you're coming from. ð·ð·âð Be vigilant and weary of thoseâsmiles âwho make you pause. ð·ð·âð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yes ... women have an advantage. All we have to do is ask, "Wanna fuck?" Mind you, I've not used that approach personally ... I like taking the scenic route ... but age and wisdom tell me it should work. I love... slow... and scenic. It's all about the vibe. What if I were to say to you that I just wanted to cuddle... that first night? I believe some men are intimidated by the duality. I don't follow a path. I create one. Can a woman wait? ðĪ ALL men want to assert. But I wouldn't mind holding hands... or other body parts. lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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This 'Church' of yours, Paul.... is that one where you get her to scream, OH GOD! OH GOD!.... I NEVER would have used it. I never would have figured out how or how absolute it was. lol ð We're even, right? lol ð Great word â perfection implied! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It may be easy for women, but finding someone we'd actually want to have sex with, not so easy. That's the great part of being old with a libido that's not out of control like it used to be - it isn't a hardship to be picky! Re, volunteering, in the before times, yes. Not during the past year. Something I'll need to get back to once I'm vaccinated. Many women have ; but, THAT'S what I seek â that chuckle. And then... the empathy that follows. It's a nice day today. ð Worthy of a chilled glass of Chablis... ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It's easy for me. In a crowded room, I just crook my little finger at the man I want. When he approaches, I whisper, "See how I made you come with my little finger? Imagine what I could do with my whole body!" Ugh... You women. Ya think ya own it all. lol ð Ya know what? You might? Now how about sexual equality? lol ð I'm sure somewhere in the past, a voodoo man has put a spell on you. Ya just can't put your finger on it, can you? Sometimes, for me, it's the way she smells. What is it for you? ðĪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That sounds like a great day!
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That sounds like a great day! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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3/13/2021 3:45 am |
I see by some of your responses you're about to get laid from writing about getting laid! Nice work!
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I see by some of your responses you're about to get laid from writing about getting laid! Nice work! Why else would I write these stupid blogs? Good luck out in your part of the planet. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm pretty honest in my writing.... Finding someone to have sex with isn't all that hard. Finding someone I want to do it with repeatedly is proving otherwise.
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I'm pretty honest in my writing.... Finding someone to have sex with isn't all that hard. Finding someone I want to do it with repeatedly is proving otherwise. I'd imagine women DO have an easier time of it. But finding that 'keeper' is ALWAYS a challenge â for all fishermen. ð·ð·ðâ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Mmm ..... Food, or should I say "cannabis" for thought?! Luckily our booze ban has been lifted again, they keep banning it, and I've never tried "cannabis", weed, before, so wonder if we even have places that sell "rolled joints"?! And do know what you're talking about, having your garbage gone through and chucked all over the place - the homeless guy who used to do that, if there is anything he could use, like bread and such I put it in a separate bag for him, I mean, and esp now with Covid, how very dangerous is it to go through somebody's garbage and their infected tissues!  ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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Mmm ..... Food, or should I say "cannabis" for thought?! Luckily our booze ban has been lifted again, they keep banning it, and I've never tried "cannabis", weed, before, so wonder if we even have places that sell "rolled joints"?! And do know what you're talking about, having your garbage gone through and chucked all over the place - the homeless guy who used to do that, if there is anything he could use, like bread and such I put it in a separate bag for him, I mean, and esp now with Covid, how very dangerous is it to go through somebody's garbage and their infected tissues! It was supposed to be a joke, an example of what NOT to do? ðĪ Although.... grass is legal here. You've never tried it? It can calm the soul. Yep... That homeless guy has stopped coming by. Did this post read as if I was talking about myself? ðĪ Glad to hear your booze ban has been lifted. Can't imagine how THAT went down. Eee... ðŪââð·ð·ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hey Paul, .........Nobody cuts three the Bullshit like You do!......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Hey Paul, .........Nobody cuts three the Bullshit like You do!......... Sinfully Yours, backpocket13 Hey... The week is chugging along. Be safe! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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