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How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...๐Ÿ˜Žโ—  

Paulxx001 64M
8875 posts
4/22/2021 11:31 am

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How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...๐Ÿ˜Žโ—

The Sad Lament

If you peruse the pages of this imploding website, you'll inevitably stumble over some poor soul's blog as they lament their inability to make themselves understood. Poorly written profiles combined with an inattentive audience result in a crybaby approach to finding a solution. Wouldn't it be more productive to learn how to write a proper profile for your target audience?

I'm here to help you before this site fades into oblivion.


The Typical Complaints

How many times have you come across some sensitive male blogger whine;

- They won't stop sending me pussy pics.
- I just want to blog.
- I'm not here to meet.
- I want a meaningful friendship before we fuck.


And yet, women harass men on this site incessantly and without remorse. The reason โ€” men have mishandled their profiles. Let me explain.


How Much Can A Standard Member View

More and more women no longer carry that golden crown, they've become Standard members, and as such โ€” they can only view a portion of a profile. How much?

Approximately 25 words, or 122 characters. THAT'S how much space you have to make clear EXACTLY what you're looking for. There is no room for pleasantries or salutations, or adjectives, let alone adverbs. Here are prime examples of how you should express yourself.

- "Please fuck off."
- "I don't wanna fuck."
- "I just wanna blog."
- "I'm here to look at pics."
- "Even if I wanna fuck I've forgotten how."
- "I'm only here for the free coffee."
- " Leave me the fuck alone. My wife just left me and I'm depressed."


The Average Attention Span

Experts have determined that people on a web page read only 20% to 28% of what's written before they get bored. So even if a woman is a Gold member, she'll be inattentive and lose interest in a hurry. Don't waste your time describing your interests or your wish list - they'll never get low enough into your profile to read it.


Women Can't Read

That's shocking yet true. Don't use fancy three-syllable words and keep your writing level to no higher than a Grade Four proficiency. Although women claim to be able to read โ€” it's a fallacy.

Optimize Your Profile Pics

If you don't want to get harassed by women, stop flashing your dicks. The best pics you can post are;

- elbows, knees, arms, feet (wearing dirty socks), white teeth (are pushing the limit), definitely NO tongues!


A Perfect Example

Here is an example of a well-structured, exquisitely composed and brief profile.
..............


๋‚˜๋Š” ์„น์Šคํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์ง€ ์•Š์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ฑ„ํŒ…ํ•˜๊ณ  ์‹ถ์–ด์š”. ๋‚˜๋Š” ์ฒ˜๋…€์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๋‚˜๋Š” ์นœ๊ตฌ๋กœ ๋‚จ๊ณ  ์‹ถ๋‹ค.

............


As you can see, this person has followed all my rules and has crafted the perfect profile.


Conclusion

Don't complain about being harassed by women on this site. Take these tips I've provided, hone your communication skills and affect a positive step to ensure YOUR profile reaches your target audience.

Make it happen, and good luck!
...........................

This man successfully found a partner to spank.


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 11:33 am

I've given up trying to reply to all the emails I get; I ignore them. *UGH*...

If only they'd stop sending me โ€” [*to my Private Blog Mail Box*] โ€” all those uninvited vagina pics. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Oh well... I'll plod on. ๐Ÿ˜


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 11:37 am

Do you adjust, and modify and sculpt and change your 'PROFILE', or do you just let it ride?

Or, do you even THINK, it's THAT important? ๐Ÿค”


elderberry50 70M
38 posts
4/22/2021 12:16 pm

The ones that count have answered mine,


smartasswoman 63F  
34352 posts
4/22/2021 12:20 pm

Bravo, sir!

Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile!


Paulxx001 replies on 4/22/2021 1:45 pm:
25 words lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Go for it. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท

author51 58F
114204 posts
4/22/2021 12:26 pm

F**king brilliant my friend....Way too many women on this site complain about male pics and profiles and men in general..This woman/TOMBOY, bows down to you and turning the tables.I have a few times and will again on my blog..There is a reason you and I are friends. This is one of them.....lol. xoxo


author51 58F
114204 posts
4/22/2021 12:35 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Do you adjust, and modify and sculpt and change your 'PROFILE', or do you just let it ride?

    Or, do you even THINK, it's THAT important? ๐Ÿค”
The time I do change it is during COVID right now with lock down and stay at home.I do take that seriously from local men or couples asking to meet right now. Lo and behold though my friend, with the poem I posted that is on my profile, I have gotten a ton of messages from Men saying how much they liked it and Yes, they did read my Profile..lol.Also from fellow musicians and hockey players where we talk shop..I am blessed to recieve those needles in the haystack here over the years and has lead to some wicked sex and a few relationships..

I do know what it is like to be Standard as I am one and can not view full profiles anymore.I can read and reply to all messages though..xoxo


author51 58F
114204 posts
4/22/2021 12:49 pm

Also note that most here use a cell phone and not a tablet or PC. If that happens when on a cell phone, whether Gold or standard, if you are not on the Full Web Version on a cell phone, you can not see or read anyone's full profile at all....


author51 58F
114204 posts
4/22/2021 12:54 pm

There is also a reason why most of my blog posts are fairly short when I write. My own attention span on even a male bloggers that takes me too long to read, I lose interest quickly..xoxo


author51 58F
114204 posts
4/22/2021 12:58 pm

    Quoting author51:
    There is also a reason why most of my blog posts are fairly short when I write. My own attention span on even a male bloggers that takes me too long to read, I lose interest quickly..xoxo
My audience is men and I relate to them better. Short and to the point always..


Paulxx001 replies on 4/22/2021 1:37 pm:
You're funny and true. I understand. ๐Ÿ‘

scoupe42 57M  
11077 posts
4/22/2021 1:09 pm

You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog!


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 1:25 pm

    Quoting elderberry50:
    The ones that count have answered mine,
Go for it! If you have a handle on it.... don't let it go.
Pop in any time, I'd like to hear how things are going.
Make us jealous! ๐Ÿ‘ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Cheers ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž


flannel_light 58F  
3077 posts
4/22/2021 1:29 pm

Right now I just want to duck your brains out. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted.


May the light bring peace into your life.
Ramona


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 1:30 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Bravo, sir!

    Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile!
Well... I guess I'll pop in to measure the difference.
But seriously... does it really matter, when people can read, between the lines? ๐Ÿค”
So, whatcha gonna change? ๐Ÿค”
Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Come on back here and let me know. Chicken is on the grill... red? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 1:32 pm

    Quoting author51:
    F**king brilliant my friend....Way too many women on this site complain about male pics and profiles and men in general..This woman/TOMBOY, bows down to you and turning the tables.I have a few times and will again on my blog..There is a reason you and I are friends. This is one of them.....lol. xoxo
There is something to be said about the psychology of pics, words and how they're structured. True...
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Glad you could share my smile
๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 1:36 pm

    Quoting author51:
    The time I do change it is during COVID right now with lock down and stay at home.I do take that seriously from local men or couples asking to meet right now. Lo and behold though my friend, with the poem I posted that is on my profile, I have gotten a ton of messages from Men saying how much they liked it and Yes, they did read my Profile..lol.Also from fellow musicians and hockey players where we talk shop..I am blessed to recieve those needles in the haystack here over the years and has lead to some wicked sex and a few relationships..

    I do know what it is like to be Standard as I am one and can not view full profiles anymore.I can read and reply to all messages though..xoxo
True.. you are. Now how is that working out? Isn't that a huge difference? ๐Ÿค”
There are limits. I understand.๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 1:41 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog!
Life is a swath of colors and blurred thoughts and some of them... are sorta, clear. It's what it is, isn't it it?
Dja ever change your profile stuff? ๐Ÿค”


scoupe42 57M  
11077 posts
4/22/2021 1:45 pm

But was really good, you did it with a little Sarcasm humor!


donsv1962 58M
12345 posts
4/22/2021 2:13 pm

well said.

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


lust4life59 62F  
1677 posts
4/22/2021 2:45 pm

Translation from Korean:

Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much...

lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place.


smartasswoman 63F  
34352 posts
4/22/2021 3:01 pm

You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words".

My previous first twenty-five words:
I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.]
The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible.

The new beginning:
I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off.

I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 3:14 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    Right now I just want to duck your brains out. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted.
Ya wanna what? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Such a fine line between โ€” I understand and, WTF r u talking about?
Do you have nice nails? ๐Ÿค” Post a provocative pic of them... walking across a table.
Just a thought. โ— โ— ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 3:15 pm

Doing someone's work for THEM.
And, hopefully having a laugh. Glad you popped in for the smile. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 3:19 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Translation from Korean:

    Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much...

    lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place.
Language is such a powerful tool. More people should learn how to use it.
So... ya feel like trading verbs? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—


Dom__1964 56M
46 posts
4/22/2021 3:33 pm

Sorry I don't have much faith in profiles. Having encountered the last 3 women on this site as fakes.
The last one with full fake details about her life and a multitude of fake photos on her profile. We even spoke on the phone for 3 months until she slipped a piece information about her life which directed me to a newspaper article 10 years earlier with her true identity, picture and location.
She apologized for the deception.
Now, if i click with someone, if we cant exchange numbers and meet for a coffee within a week I don't bother.


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 4:57 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words".

    My previous first twenty-five words:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.]
    The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible.

    The new beginning:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off.

    I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Hmmm... 25 is such a small number, then again ; if I was intrigued... I'd buy another vowel.
Yep, That's for sure. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚.
Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula โ€” everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you?
So... ya don't do business folk.
Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 5:00 pm

    Quoting Dom__1964:
    Sorry I don't have much faith in profiles. Having encountered the last 3 women on this site as fakes.
    The last one with full fake details about her life and a multitude of fake photos on her profile. We even spoke on the phone for 3 months until she slipped a piece information about her life which directed me to a newspaper article 10 years earlier with her true identity, picture and location.
    She apologized for the deception.
    Now, if i click with someone, if we cant exchange numbers and meet for a coffee within a week I don't bother.
Three months? Wow...
Now THAT, is worthy of a few blog posts and shared stories! I'll bet you could share a tale or two with THAT lesson.
I'd ask how... but I imagine she was good!
Sorry to hear about that. Thanks for popping in and sharing. โ—โ—


hippiechick1967 56F
12921 posts
4/22/2021 5:39 pm

Nice table turnage, dude.

Elevate me...


flannel_light 58F  
3077 posts
4/22/2021 5:55 pm

I meant fuck. My fat fingers hit the wrong key's


May the light bring peace into your life.
Ramona


smartasswoman 63F  
34352 posts
4/22/2021 6:25 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmm... 25 is such a small number, then again ; if I was intrigued... I'd buy another vowel.
    Yep, That's for sure. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚.
    Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula โ€” everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you?
    So... ya don't do business folk.
    Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž
I don't necessarily have an issue with business folk, it's the guys who write saying "I'm in town for the night on business, want to come to my hotel room?" ๐Ÿ™„

I'll admit, I don't get enough of those anymore for it to be truly bothersome.

Here's a profile that might be even more discouraging:
"Fat, tired old lady with disappearing libido, mostly here to stay in touch with blog friends." Only 16 words!


sweet0necter 47F  
1908 posts
4/22/2021 6:37 pm

Lol.. love the illustrations.. I totally resemble the after 20% if you haven't caught my attention.. I'm out.. much more interesting reads elsewhere.


TicklePlease 53F  
13365 posts
4/22/2021 7:57 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words".

    My previous first twenty-five words:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.]
    The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible.

    The new beginning:
    I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off.

    I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen.


smartasswoman 63F  
34352 posts
4/22/2021 8:21 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen.
Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!!

What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?


anastasia666 43F  
2209 posts
4/22/2021 9:37 pm

Bravo Paul,

Yet another winning Post. I have had some emails from a man who stated women do not read..and women do not seem to understand what this site is for..( ONLY SEX ) I tried to explain that is wrong and members come here for a variety of reasons. Men not reading profiles & Women not giving in to all men and their sexual demands are the # 1 complaints I keep hearing. I wish more male members would engage in blog reading so they would see what the best of our members share to make their fellow members laugh & Think.

Thank you for the much needed smile/laughs. I have changed my profile, updated it, etc...I think a lot of Us do..With words or photos.

Hugs,

Ana6

I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart


PonyGirl1965 55F
15723 posts
4/22/2021 10:57 pm

You told me you were enjoying the daily pussy pics I've been sending!


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 11:54 pm

Thanks. I used to work as a DJ back in the day. ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—
What do you play after Stairway To Heaven? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 11:55 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I meant fuck. My fat fingers hit the wrong key's
No worries, I got it. Same thing happens to me. ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 11:57 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I don't necessarily have an issue with business folk, it's the guys who write saying "I'm in town for the night on business, want to come to my hotel room?" ๐Ÿ™„

    I'll admit, I don't get enough of those anymore for it to be truly bothersome.

    Here's a profile that might be even more discouraging:
    "Fat, tired old lady with disappearing libido, mostly here to stay in touch with blog friends." Only 16 words!
Classic! ๐Ÿ‘ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yep... Works for me! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/22/2021 11:59 pm

    Quoting sweet0necter:
    Lol.. love the illustrations.. I totally resemble the after 20% if you haven't caught my attention.. I'm out.. much more interesting reads elsewhere.
Glad to provide a chuckle.
After I read that 20% stat, I realized that I'm one of those as well. Who knew? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 12:03 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen.
True , but it's 20 to 25! words, depending on their length. 122 characters in total. You can also check your own profile by copying and pasting into
https://wordcounter.net/or onto WORD.. application.


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 12:05 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!!

    What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?
It depends on your word length. It varies between 20 and 27. It's 122 characters.
You can check it out at by copying and pasting your text into...
https://wordcounter.net/

Or if you use Word, as your editor.


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 12:19 am

    Quoting anastasia666:
    Bravo Paul,

    Yet another winning Post. I have had some emails from a man who stated women do not read..and women do not seem to understand what this site is for..( ONLY SEX ) I tried to explain that is wrong and members come here for a variety of reasons. Men not reading profiles & Women not giving in to all men and their sexual demands are the # 1 complaints I keep hearing. I wish more male members would engage in blog reading so they would see what the best of our members share to make their fellow members laugh & Think.

    Thank you for the much needed smile/laughs. I have changed my profile, updated it, etc...I think a lot of Us do..With words or photos.

    Hugs,

    Ana6
Happy to provide the laughs.
AND, I'm providing a public service. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 12:21 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    You told me you were enjoying the daily pussy pics I've been sending!
I am and I do. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Keep sending them! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Crazyfairy42574 47F  
668 posts
4/23/2021 2:34 am

Love this post.

I have a friend who decided to stop meeting women here so he changed his profile. He lives less than 70 miles from me, but it now says he is 4000 miles away, A doctor, in his 70's, bald, fat, massive drug user and hung like a chipmunk.... Seems to have worked for him... Lol


mc_justmc 61M  
6595 posts
4/23/2021 4:07 am

Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....


TicklePlease 53F  
13365 posts
4/23/2021 6:20 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!!

    What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?
Whoops! Apparently it's 122 characters... Thanks for clearing that up Paul! Why they can't figure a simple apostrophe out is beyond me.


Paulxx001 replies on 4/23/2021 8:15 am:
Your welcome.
So true about apostrophes and other marks. Hmmm...
Best of luck crafting your profile! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž

GhostofH 62M
21454 posts
4/23/2021 6:55 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....
Nor good Scotch for that matter...... Brilliant post! Luv'd it ALL!


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 7:51 am

    Quoting Crazyfairy42574:
    Love this post.

    I have a friend who decided to stop meeting women here so he changed his profile. He lives less than 70 miles from me, but it now says he is 4000 miles away, A doctor, in his 70's, bald, fat, massive drug user and hung like a chipmunk.... Seems to have worked for him... Lol
Like a chipmunk ๐Ÿฟ, huh? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Whatever works for the guy. Thanks for sharing. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 7:52 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....
Second floor, next to the bathrooms. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 7:54 am

    Quoting GhostofH:
    Nor good Scotch for that matter...... Brilliant post! Luv'd it ALL!
And your profile hits all the marks! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž
The coffee is on the second floor next to the bathrooms. ๐Ÿ˜Š


LadyLuck2 64F  
9010 posts
4/23/2021 8:47 am

When I first read an email it is easy for me to determine whether they have read my profile and/or my blog. In all honesty I should delete my profile and start over again since my life has changed so much.

Never ignore those who care for you
you will have lost diamonds
while you were collecting stones


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 10:07 am

    Quoting LadyLuck2:
    When I first read an email it is easy for me to determine whether they have read my profile and/or my blog. In all honesty I should delete my profile and start over again since my life has changed so much.
Then again, your profile is a history of who you are ; and history is rich in texture and tales to share. โ— ๐Ÿ‘


NewPearl 98F
347 posts
4/23/2021 1:23 pm

Great point made with thing hilarious post!
Lesson learned - no more complaints, only recurring use of the block feature. LOL

Thank you for reading my blog
Newpearl


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 4:51 pm

    Quoting NewPearl:
    Great point made with thing hilarious post!
    Lesson learned - no more complaints, only recurring use of the block feature. LOL
Men are silly creatures and quite desperate. This was a public service post to highlight how much Standard members can see, but guess what โ€” men won't look anyway. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Hey, complain away, you're still a NEWBIE. Ya haven't reached your quota yet! ๐Ÿ‘ โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


misskissin 57F
87483 posts
4/23/2021 6:14 pm

Very well said... you are quite funny.


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/23/2021 9:58 pm

    Quoting misskissin:
    Very well said... you are quite funny.
And informative, I hope. ๐Ÿ‘

Of women surveyed, humour was in the top three assets they sought.
All I need now is a huge... uhm,... never mind.
Two outta three ain't bad. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


lunchandconvo 50F
3121 posts
4/24/2021 12:10 am

i'm too afraid to get that profile translated in KOREAN!

i have had the super LONG profile.
i have had the super SHORT profile.
people don't read!

i used to have a Gold membership but i don't anymore.
i'll admit i've become one of those spoiled women.
if a member doesn't have an account that lets me message back...
it's just not going to happen!

random vagina pics...
i can't even remember if i've had that happen.
but i think i have!

XO! XO! XO!


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/24/2021 12:34 am

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    i'm too afraid to get that profile translated in KOREAN!

    i have had the super LONG profile.
    i have had the super SHORT profile.
    people don't read!

    i used to have a Gold membership but i don't anymore.
    i'll admit i've become one of those spoiled women.
    if a member doesn't have an account that lets me message back...
    it's just not going to happen!

    random vagina pics...
    i can't even remember if i've had that happen.
    but i think i have!

    XO! XO! XO!
lol... ๐Ÿ˜Š
What he said was ;I don't want to have sex. I want to chat. I am a virgin. I want to remain friends.

I use my blog email and I'll flip to KIK or off-site email. With so many members now Standard, posting a vagina or penis pic is pointless โ€” no one has access to them. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh well... Life is bitch if one is an exhibitionist.
That Korean guy seems nice. ๐Ÿ˜ถโ— โ— ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท


scoupe42 57M  
11077 posts
4/24/2021 10:56 am

Paul, a while back you mentioned about a business. Years ago, here in NM, Someone bought a hole in the wall place, make it into a bar. He has a stage for local bands to play and get notice. Sometimes he's just have a jukebox. But twice a month he had poetry night! On this night, tons of special on draft and for 3 hours people could read their poetry. I when, they was some great poets! You should open up a place like that in Canada. You'll be surprise how many would show. Some night they would give prizes $100, $50, $25, everyone who participates voted. This was fun! The virus came and it end it. No cover and discount on drinks, a win-win for everybody.


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/24/2021 9:48 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Paul, a while back you mentioned about a business. Years ago, here in NM, Someone bought a hole in the wall place, make it into a bar. He has a stage for local bands to play and get notice. Sometimes he's just have a jukebox. But twice a month he had poetry night! On this night, tons of special on draft and for 3 hours people could read their poetry. I when, they was some great poets! You should open up a place like that in Canada. You'll be surprise how many would show. Some night they would give prizes $100, $50, $25, everyone who participates voted. This was fun! The virus came and it end it. No cover and discount on drinks, a win-win for everybody.
That's a great idea. There are a bunch of places that unfortunately, are closed up and vacant here - they would provide a great opportunity for someone with a plan. Is that person me? ๐Ÿค”
Hmmm... I'm not sure. But it's worth looking into.
Thanks for the idea. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


Mdonson57 60M
257 posts
4/27/2021 3:44 am

True. I read what I can being a standard member. Also look at what they seek. If itโ€™s women or couples I just leave. Funny how many miss that part.

MDonson
Kiik Myonguy


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/27/2021 11:28 pm

    Quoting Mdonson57:
    True. I read what I can being a standard member. Also look at what they seek. If itโ€™s women or couples I just leave. Funny how many miss that part.
People SHOULD pay attention to what's written in a profile, but it would help if what was written was blunt. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


SomewhereSE 63M
297 posts
4/28/2021 12:15 am

My 20% didnโ€™t make it much beyond the first paragraph.


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/28/2021 12:39 am

    Quoting SomewhereSE:
    My 20% didnโ€™t make it much beyond the first paragraph.
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Welcome to the club, sort of.
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yep. It's what it is. Drop by again. Maybe next time. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Ž


FunFitSexyMature 61M  
14 posts
4/28/2021 8:12 am

Hilarious with useful sarcasm - great post!


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/28/2021 8:24 am

Happy to provide a useful public service. Drop by any time! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


arascal2 58M
84 posts
4/28/2021 12:44 pm

Bravo ! I will be reading your blog and following your advice .


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/28/2021 1:21 pm

    Quoting arascal2:
    Bravo ! I will be reading your blog and following your advice .
Welcome to my blog but I'm not so sure about following my ADVICE; I'd say there's a 50, 50 shot that it's ANY good. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Thanks for popping in ; see you next time. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


backpocket13 47M
8996 posts
4/30/2021 3:49 pm

Hey Paul,
.........Fuckinโ€™ Classic My Man, Fuckinโ€™ Classic!............
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
4/30/2021 10:16 pm

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Paul,
    .........Fuckinโ€™ Classic My Man, Fuckinโ€™ Classic!............
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
Educational blogs are the wave of the future. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


sweetcirce1 78F  
69 posts
5/5/2021 9:14 am

"Even if I wanna fuck, I've forgotten how" - that just about sums up a lot of people's condition over that last year!


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
5/5/2021 10:51 am

    Quoting sweetcirce1:
    "Even if I wanna fuck, I've forgotten how" - that just about sums up a lot of people's condition over that last year!
Let's hope one day soon โ€” we all start to remember. I have a feeling we will ; you? ๐Ÿค”


Mark61Smith 60M  
23 posts
5/10/2021 7:58 pm

After reading all those responses what is left to say. NOTHING. Well my nuts off to you...


Paulxx001 64M
19297 posts
5/11/2021 12:26 am

    Quoting Mark61Smith:
    After reading all those responses what is left to say. NOTHING. Well my nuts off to you...
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ You might be right although, there's always room for a new twist. ๐Ÿคช Hope these tips help. ๐Ÿค”
Thanks for popping in and drop by any time. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


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