I'm anything but normal, yes I do come from southern America but no I do not hoist the Stars and Bars and I do not subscribe to southern ideology regarding politics, religion, or any of the like and would appreciate meeting a friend or friends that see the value in a person beyond the way they were raised or to what God they pray. I'm fun and funny and I will start having a good time when you start laughing with me. I'm not interested in catching feelings but if it happens and it's mutual we'll move forward in the best way we know how to. I'm not tied to this area and I don't mind at all to travel. if your looking for unconventional, new, and exciting with a side of good hygiene and disease free excitement then look no further, you've found your dude.

My Ideal Person Be chill please, be able to talk. I'm not going to send money and I'm not gonna send you on a shopping spree so if your that materialistic we won't get along. I love to have conversations that make me use my brain and I will always find a sharp mind and cunning wit to be much sexier than the nudes on your page. I'm about as down to earth and as real as it gets, Webster's put my name next to the word authentic; if your listed next to fake, fraud, or trick then keep looking, I'm no one's sugar daddy and I'm not your next payday, catch ya in the funny papers y'all.